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發表發表於: 星期一 三月 14, 2005 1:14 pm    文章主題: Jokes for monday! 引言回覆

Currency conversion

Try reading with an accent !
A Chinese guy was trying to exchange yen for dollars and asked the
teller "Why it change, yestoday I get two hunat dollar fo yen
- today I get a hunat eighty?"

The teller said - "fluctuations"

The Chinese guy says "fl*ck you white guys too"

Changing valves

I was in a BMW dealership this week talking to a Technician who was
changing the valves on an R1100.

Whilst we were chatting, a well-known bike-riding Harley Street cardiac
surgeon wandered over and started chatting.

Asked what he was doing, the Technician explained that he was working
on the very heart of the bike changing the valves. “In fact”, he said to
the surgeon, “we do pretty much the same job!”.

“So how come”, the Technician enquired “I get twenty Dollars an hour
for doing this work and you earn zillions of Dollars?”

Quick as a flash the surgeon responded: “You try doing the job with the
engine running!”
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